Sergio Valente put it
best when he said, "How you look tells the world
how you feel."
Unless you have a harelip or
happen to be Wilford Brimley, you look exactly half as
attractive with a mustache.
can't stress this one guys!
They also notice nose hair; so
Ninety-dollar shoes last half as
long as $180 shoes, but $360 shoes will last you your
will not last your whole life if you break their backs
by refusing to use a shoehorn.
without a shine can look like $90 shoes.
In a pinch, paper clips can be
used in place of collar stays.
In a pinch, paper clips cannot be
used in place of missing eyeglass screws.
If you can slip two fingers
between your neck and the buttoned collar of a new dress
shirt, the shirt will fit comfortably after laundering.
The shirt placket, the belt
buckle, and the trouser fly should all line up.
Speaking of belt buckles, the
point of your tie should never fall below it.
Suspenders, ill employed, produce
No level of fitness justifies
wearing a tank top in public.
Rent no clothing.
Neckties decorated with cartoon
characters, golf tees, or the paintings of dead rock
musicians coordinate with nothing.
It is never acceptable to loosen
your tie, except during the process of its removal.
You are in your car an hour each
day; you are in your clothes from morning to night.
The seat-belt shoulder strap goes
under your necktie.
Good shoes and a good haircut
matter more than a great suit.